http://www.creditcounselingcrib.com/debt/credit-card-debts/consolidate-credit-card-debts/ Consolidate credit card debts and save thousands of dollars a year, not to mention time and energy. en-us Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT Weblog Editor 2.0 How to Consolidate credit card debts at the Crib - an introduction Look homie, we don't dance, all we do it this. It's the same debt consolidation plan wit a little twist. Listen punk we ain't new to this, we true to this. Pay attention boy, we'll teach you how to consolidate credit card debts and do this s---. You mix a little Goose with a little credit counseling and a little Hennessy and soon it's time to carry on. Hollering at these shorties in the club trying to get right, we gonna a menace there 'till we break daylight. Seriously, you can consolidate credit card debts here You really can. And holler at the skirts until you get right. We really do. Now you can, too. You dig it? We consolidate credit card debts and help you do it on your own as well. It's our thing. Sorry if you were thrown off by the paragraph above. Sometimes we just feel the vibes and have to lay out some tracks. Dig it. This is not your father's credit counseling agency. Or your brother's. But we consolidate credit card debts, through and through. And while we help anyone who wants assistance, there are a few requirements of you. This may not strike you as a place that operates by any set of rules. But do not judge a Crib by its cover. Yes, you must meet specific criteria in order to consolidate credit card debts with the aid of our experienced staff members. These mandatory points are... Booze. If you are having trouble getting the courage up, or just wanna get a nice buzz going, liquor up first. Drive. Are you a slacker? Of course. Is that a good thing at the Crib? Some of the time. Believe me, there is unparalleled laziness up in here. But in order to consolidate credit card debts and save yourself upwards of 33 percent per month on your balances, you are going to have to stay on task. Your credit won't improve unless you go the extra mile. Commitment. You can't just sit back and watch it work. Try to eliminate credit card debts that way and you'll just walk away dejected. Wanting it to work isn't good enough. You have to MAKE problems go away and work hard, day in and day out, to ensure that outcome. Tolerance. Your efforts and desire to consolidate credit card debts are all well and good. But can you hang late night with the residents of the Crib? That's right, this is no 9-to-5 operation. We will be rocking phat rhymes and credit card debts alike 'till we break daylight. Before you begin working with us, take a few days to build up your tolerance. When you decide it's finally time to consolidate credit card debts, the representatives at the Crib will connect you to a partner site, which in turn will enroll you in a custom program to combine all your bills into just one per month, and reduce huge portions of your debt in the process. Click around the links on our site and connect to the professionals today. Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT