http://www.creditcounselingcrib.com/credit/credit-counseling/credit-card-counseling/credit-card-counseling-services/ Credit card counseling services like this one are seldom seen. Which is probably a good thing in a lot of ways. en-us Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT Weblog Editor 2.0 Cut up those cards with credit card counseling services Get out the scissors. Cut up those credit cards! Here at the Crib, we cut so much, you would think we was a DJ. Or something. Look, all we know is that the babes come swarming when we hold our monthly credit card counseling service blowout here at the Crib. We do not charge cover, expect the price of admission of one credit card -- which must be promptly turned over to one of the Crib's credit card counseling staff members at the door. No, we do not use these cards to buy stolen goods, we cut them up while their owner watches. Although come to think of it, that's not a bad idea... No. We can't. As one of the web's most respected credit card counseling services, we have to maintain integrity. At least to the point where we do not rip off clients. When it comes to breaking the law in other ways, credit card counseling services across the land cannot touch this. Our brothers have been in so many cellblocks its ridiculous. None of them for any reasons that are relevant to our credit card counseling services whatsoever, though. This business is spic and span, as clean as it gets. Hey. If we had anything to hide, would we invite tons and tons of girls over every weekend for raging parties? Give us some credit. Okay so we probably would regardless. But look. There is nothing about these credit card counseling services that should scare you off. In fact, you should come on over and shake that booty. Contact our credit card counseling services today When you contact other credit card counseling services, all you get is a generic form. At the Crib, you get a party thrown in your honor. Who can say no to that? Next, our trained representatives (below) will tear your debt apart, ravishingly. Oh yeah. You should see how they work it. We like to think of it as credit card counseling services with panache. Style. You gotta keep it real, dog, or there is no reason to stay in business. A lot of other companies can probably compete with us in terms of financial benefits, but we take it to another level. The perks, plus real financial expertise and overall good times are what our credit card counseling services bring to the table. ABOVE: Some of our credit counseling experts prepare to party after helping a dude such as yourself consolidate bills. Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT