Credit Counseling Crib - Christian Consumer Credit Counseling

Christian Consumer Credit Counseling Is Up In The Crib

Carbon copy - Think you're so cool? Stop dreamin' - and hallucinatin'

You're caught up in a piece of pain -- CLICK CLICK, punk, now you're thinkin' "oh sh!t"

Quit while you're ahead before Christian consumer credit counseling fills you fulla lead

This is not your average Christian consumer credit counseling service

No, most certainly not. When you think of a consumer credit counseling service, the image of the Crib and its inhabitants is probably not the first to pop unto your dome. In fact, that might be the understatement of the decade. The millennium, even. Granted, they are the same thing right now, in the year 2005, but that has nothing to do with debt help at all. Our agency is here to save you money, plain and simple. But don't judge a book by it's cover, or necessarily go with your initial reaction to the consumer credit counseling methods we practice.

You see, to us, debt consolidation credit counseling involves treating people with respect, as it is a passion bigger than any one group of professionals, but it is also a business. And sometimes, in business, you have to play HARDBALL.

Almost all Americans have some kind of debt or credit problem.
Evil, greedy creditors are sucking the life out of our economy.
It takes just three years, tops, with the help of debt relief, to achieve freedom.
Without credit counseling, you could spend 10-20 years fighting this battle.
With rates of 18 percent annually on their cards, and the cumulative debt in the trillions, it's clearly not as if the consumer has an allies in this fight. Which is what the Crib and its partners are out to change.

By turning the tables on the people who have held the upper hand for so long, and who currently have your financial future by the ba!!s, our network of Christian consumer credit counseling partners helps people achieve real relief. The type of savings you are hard pressed to ever experience solo. Conserving 33 percent or more of your balances, for example. Not gonna happen alone. Bolstering your credit score in just a couple of months? Without Christian credit counseling, forget that.

Keep on dreaming, and/or hallucinating. We aren't considered with the methodology as much as we are with the RESULTS. The end justifies the means, you know. Which is why, if we have to call ourselves a Christian consumer credit counseling group in order to get creditors to let down their guard, so be it. We will take an edge however we can get it - and then see to it that those creditors are SIX FEET DEEP.

This is what it's all about, and what a Christian consumer credit counseling can help you get more of.

That's right. Dollar bills arranged in a fan-like pattern. We know you are a big "fan." OH SNAP!