Consolidate Credit Cards

Ninety-nine Reasons To Consolidate Credit Cards

"Got 99 problems and a b!tch ain't one."

-- Notorious B.I.G.

The man was a modern-day poet. No disputing that. But this philosophy does not necessarily apply to every single scenario. Well, when you've got 99 reasons to consolidate credit cards, chances are a b!tch is one... or a dozen and a half. It can be anything. The reasons you have got to get your sh!t together could be a lengthy list. We surely cannot be expected to come up with 99 outcomes right off the bat here and now, but give us a little respect. We have at least listed a bunch of reasons to pay off credit cards...

1. You've knocked up two women in the same night and want to silence them from here on out. So you buy them off... sadly, it is gonna take more than you have on hard, since you banged two chicks at the same time. Which is like the dream until you realize that you've got two little yous on the way. In any case, make the payments. Then sign up for debt consolidation.
2. The interest rates on credit cards alone make it hard to pay off your balances. Get it under control and do what's right!
3. Sometimes you need to save money for the Tyson fight on pay per view, which is like paying $50.00 to watch your dog get kicked at this point, only your dog is a lot smarter.
4. You need street credit. Real thugs don't have debt.
5. You've been hoodwinked by people who gave you bad credit credit cards and now won't let you pay off your balances because their offices are located in the front seat of a Buick Century with the engine running.

Okay, so that was only five out of a possible 99 reasons why you need to consolidate credit cards. But you do not need our help to complete the rest. You can easily do this on your own.

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