http://www.creditcounselingcrib.com/credit-counseling/christian-credit-counseling/ Christian credit counseling is for lost souls in need of more than just fiscal relief. They need some serious mental help, too. en-us Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT Weblog Editor 2.0 Some introductory words regarding Christian credit counseling Before we begin, a word about athletes and musicians evoking the Lord's name every time they sink a free throw or drop a phat beat. Who do these prima donnas think they are? We all know that the Man Upstairs is the number one playa in the sky (and the authority on Christian credit counseling, but more on that in a moment), but do you think He really cares about whether you sink your free throws, or your album goes platinum? Do you really think that something like Christian consumer credit counseling is at all connected to your performance in the recording studio or on the gridiron? Come on. Give it a rest. He clearly has His mind on more important things - debt management, current mortgage rates and credit counseling services, to name a few. And the time has come to take advantage of what the Big Guy has to offer. For those souls in need of financial and spiritual rebirth, so to speak, Christian credit counseling could be the answer to your prayers. Assuming you've been praying about it, of course, which may admittedly be a tad extreme. I mean, belief in a higher power is a good thing, no question, but financial awareness helps, too. It's only consumer credit counseling, after all. Get down to business wit Christian credit counseling, yo! What? You still aren't convinced? You think that because we are a group of thugs brandishing mad bling and dropping it like it's hot, that we can't be proponents of Christian credit counseling services? Why do you gotta be all ignorant? We are just trying to spread some love and all you do is hate on us. Your biases are not appreciated by our open-minded group, and you can be advised that we will not hesitate to pop you if you front. Anyway, consider all that a bona fide, tried and true Christian credit counseling service has to offer.... You can count on personal attention and one-on-one consultations from a Christian credit counseling agency. Most debt agencies will not provide such attention. Savings of up to 57 percent (and at least 33 percent) are not uncommon when you apply for debt relief from one of our Christian credit counseling affiliates. Christian credit counseling will jump start the restoration of your credit rating. Few things impact you more in your adult life than that figure - it represents your ability to qualify for major purchases such as automobiles, homes and large cash loans. Complete debt relief. That is the objective of every Christian credit counseling institution. With our help, you can guarantee yourself freedom from debt in just 3-5 years. No matter what. Christian credit counseling from tha Crib Christopher Wallace, a.k.a. Biggie Smalls, a.k.a. The Notorious B.I.G., famously stated that the more money we come across, the more problems we see. What a crock. What a load of pretentious, ignorant b.s. Tell that to the people drowning in debt and begging for Christian credit counseling. While the representatives of the Credit Counseling Crib are not claiming responsibility for Biggie's untimely death in 1997, we weren't among the saddest. That fool was undermining our credit card counseling enterprises, after all. Here are we, trying to help out desperate souls in need of Christian credit counseling, and along comes this guy, saying that having boatloads of money isn't what it's cracked up to be. Just plain ignorance. We're out. For more information, visit our Related Resources pages today. To contact a credit counseling representative today, use the Contact Us form. We'll sit down with you, get you some credit and debt counseling, get your ducks in a row. Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT http://www.creditcounselingcrib.com/credit/credit-counseling/christian-credit-counseling/christian-credit-counseling-services/ Christian credit counseling services may be less traditional than you're used to, but that doesn't mean they're not BETTER. en-us Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT Weblog Editor 2.0 http://www.creditcounselingcrib.com/credit/credit-counseling/christian-credit-counseling/christian-credit-counseling-service/ Christian credit counseling service guys are always watching you. en-us Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT Weblog Editor 2.0