Credit Counseling Crib

About Us

This is for the GZ, and this is for the Hustlaz.

This is for the Hustlaz, now back to the GZ.

At ease.

Now you getz to getz some of deez.

The Credit Counseling Crib, established December 2004, A.D., is your destination for everything you need to know about credit and debt management. We also have a pimp-a$$ pad. It's a pretty nice arrangement.

Here's how it works.

You accumulate debt, either through a series of poor financial decisions, pure laziness, or factors beyond your control.
You contact the representatives from the Crib upon visiting this comprehensive website.
We set up a "business lunch" in which you and a few members of our staff sit around and discuss your financial situation, as well as other important things, such as the upcoming release of Ron Artest's rap album.
We craft the ideal situation for you, and help you monitor it every step of the way. At least when we aren't inebriated.
You defeat your debt and start living large.

It's on. Come on over to the 'hood and let's get this party started up in here.

We're izzout. Peace.

- The Credit Counseling Crib Crew